I actually like that about you, don’t misunderstand… People are too lazy in this ‘day and age’, and their diction and presentation suffer at the hands of their own waxed personae. I should know, as I have just presented to you. You could be the queen of the zerg, for all I know.
//Ian, I don’t understand most of what you say to me. Am I supposed to be confused or am I just stupid? Also, is that a morphed picture of me? Because if it is, that’s pretty nifty. I wish I looked like that. She’s hot.