Hi. I'm Sam. This is a thing.

I'm from Smalltown, New Jersey.
I live in Adelaide, Australia.
I'm studying Computer Science.

lol im a nerd lol

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muchneededmerch:

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Disclaimer: These are not meant to be taken literally. Much Needed Merch does not condone domestic violence.
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muchneededmerch:

NEW! Legend of Zelda Couples T Shirts!

Let it be known that despite the fact your a major gamer geek you still get some. (In between fighting baddies and solving puzzles of course.) When you and your significant other wear these shirts you can both be assured each other is the nerdy lover of your dreams. 

Disclaimer: These are not meant to be taken literally. Much Needed Merch does not condone domestic violence.

Follow Much Needed Merch on Tumblr and or Facebook (10% off code) Back To School Sale: Buy 3 or more t shirts get 15% off your order!

Can I just, like, hire a boy to walk around with me wearing this? Is that legally considered prostitution?

dirtytalkinbinary asked
Hey, you're attractive.

...April fool's!

Oh, you!